Amphigory

There's no need to be ironic here.

A fact I'll try to avoid.

Instead I'll write something meaningful.

By which you can't be annoyed.

 

Serious newsworthy topics are published.

You should read them all.

Never waste time on the others.

You'll end up just hitting a wall.

 

Be creative. Think hard.

Grab a pen and write. 

Make it a habit.

Start it tonight.

 

I hope this doesn't fool you.

It's not meant to be a parody.

For everything you now do.

Will be saved for posterity.